Back from vacation

Well Maddie and I had a great vacation with my parent's. We did every thing from Put Put, water slides, board walk, went to Dewy and then we went to visit my uncle. We hit the outlets to do our back to school shopping and I must say Maddie is going to be the most stylish little 3rd grader there is. Yeah umm 3rd grade, please where has the time gone??? I am starting a new job on Tuesday and looking forward to it. Can you believe that summer is almost over???

My beutiful Maddie

I was sitting here doing Maddie's hair and she was talking to me as she was my best friend. I was almost in tears thinking about how old she is in her mind and how amazingly smart she is. God they grow up so fast. I hope she always confides in me as I always did my mother. She knows we have an open book policy here and she can tell me anything really she can. Have a great weekend ladies and stay cool.

Splash Parks & Water Slides

What another great weekend. Maddie came home from a long vacation with her dad in the Outer Banks and we hot the pools and splash park with a few friends and family members. It was a great weekend.

Sorry so late

Apparently I am the worst at updateing. Sorry SLUT!!! Anyway the 4th was awesome and the weather was great in Ocean City. I heard it was pretty shitty here. I pretty much ate and drank for 5 days and now I believe that Jenny Craig is calling me. What a cow I am. Serioulsy WTF. Umm yeah went to all the local bars and I just can't be around those little wenches that wear the 2 piece Victoria Seacret baithing suits. It just pissed me off but then again give them a few more years a kid and see how they look in those damn strings then. But I mean I got some looks don't get me wrong. I still got it. Too bad I was with my LOVER. Ha ha I hope you all had a great 4th and ate lots and gained weight right along with me.
HOLLA

MONEY MONEY MOENY

OK so I had to blab to everyone that I just went to the gas station in town and was waiting for my car to fill up went inside for some beach ride junk to eat and I decided ahh what the hell I will play 20.00 in quick em em Horse Racing. Umm HOLY SHIT can you say I'm a WINNER. My pay out was so high the guy at the counter said uh you need to go get this paid out in Baltimore. Yeah 1,876.00 was my total. So yeah lets just say that I'm on my way to the hood to get my money.
HOLLA

My Baby's Turning 8

What a great birthday party we had. Maddie and a few of her cheer leading girls came over for some fun in the sun. Girls are the worst and the best all wrapped up into one great big DRAMA Queen package. But she will be leaving me for 14 days to vacation with her dad, step mom and brother in the Outer Banks. I will miss her but awww the wonders of divorce.

More to come

Hello all - What a great day today was. We celebrated Madison's 8th that's right 8th birthday. We had an amazing pool party with all her little DIVA girl friends at my sister's house. I will post pics and more details tomorrow.

Weekends

God I love the weekends. I swear as soon as Monday is here I start counting down the hours and days until Friday. They go by so fast and there is never enough time to really enjoy them. I love the time I get to spend with Maddie and my love Shawn. The fact that the two of them get along so well and that he shows her so much love it's just awesome to watch the bond that they have created with one another. She is a lucky little girl and I am a lucky MILF. HA HA. Oh well hope you all are enjoying your families and have a great weekend too. I gotta get ready for the pool tomorrow. HOLLA

Tis The Season

So my little beast is an amazing little cheer leader. She started cheering when she was six and as soon as she was showed a routine she just shined. She went to Colt Field House last year to the Nations and out of 45 squads in her division they came in #2. It was awesome to watch and see how dedicated these little ones are at such a young age. So anyway it's that time again and she is so excited to practice and show her moves at the games. I must say I am that mother that I always said I hated when we first started. Reminds me of that Life Time movie where the teenage mother kills the other cheer leader because her daughter didn't make it. But no need for killing here I know my baby has it.

Our New Pet

Yes that's right we now have a baby raccoon as a household pet. Maddie's step-mom is a vet and they are always finding cool new critters. The latest are a baby deer and a little raccoon. She is adorable and yes she has has all her shots and numerous tests and she is disease free. She is the sweetest damn thing ever but just like having a newborn baby. I don't miss those days at all. Our little man Tobi loves her and they are so cute when they play together.

Working Hard

Yes I managed to make it to work today. Thank god my co worker picked up my slack cause being off for two days and coming back to a pile of work is the WORST!!! It was hard getting up on time today thought. I swear I was in the shower thinking how in the hell am I gonna do this every day until I am in my 60's. Jesus I need a sugar daddy!!! I hope all my SAH mom's are having a great day. Trust me I know you all work hard all day long and you all aren't off at 4:30 like I am. But then I go home and continue until bed time. And she better be in bed by 9 tonight cause I need to watch American Idol in peace with a beer in hand. Have a good day friend's.
N....

Sick Day

Yep I did it AGAIN!!! I called in sick today. Well sorry to say but I called Maddie in sick today. I know it's awful because knock on wood she is a healthy 7 soon to be 8 year old and there isn't a thing wrong with her other then an occasional cough from allergies. Sorry I know it's a horrible thing to do but damn it I didn't feel like working today and I went in yesterday finished my work by 11 and said yeah I gotta go Maddie is sick. I feel awful but again I work every day 40 a week or more then I come home and continue to work. It was rainy today and I just wasn't feeling it. Who cares I'm the one that has to make up all the damn work when I get there tomorrow. If I decide to go. HA HA. So today I am going shopping and then maybe a bite to eat and tanning. Then I will go get my little love and come home do homework make dinner and then bath time. So see it's just like I was at work.

Yes that's me...

So yeah the picture is of me last year at the Rusty Rutter. I mean they weren't serving me fast enough so I decided to serve myself. Needless to say this was a weekend that my ex had our daughter and I got a little crazy. OK OK a lot CRAZY. But I still have it in me. I don't care how many people I have fooled by thinking I am just an average single mom who works 40+ a week but I have a serious wild side to me and I don't even think it will go away. I enjoy acting like I am 29 years old again and thinking I look as good as the little 23 year olds. Hey they be may younger and have perky boobs but I have serious skills that come with age age and practice. HA HA I mean your only as old as you act right and just because we have popped out a few kids that doesn't make us any less sexy girls.

Something New

I have found myself reading my friends blogs and realizing that I am not the only mother out there even me friends who I thought every thing was great and never thought I was the only one that had thoughts of guilt, being pissed off or just wanting to run away from MOTHERHOOD!!!